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I now call this session to order."

This was an historic moment for Fruity Thing Control. Since the Slime Land Accords, this was the first time Slime Hall recognized the vegetable creatures from the Outer Slime Hills. Before this, the fruity looking things and the vegetable creatures fought a ferocious, genocidal war that only ended when two peace delegates from opposite sides chanced to ask each other what it was they were fighting about. When neither side could remember what had started the war in the first place, the two sides became one and immediately began to be killed off by the evil rabbity things.

"It comes as a great pleasure to me to announce that one of our breathren was able to escape from the rabbity things with photographical evidence of what we're up against," said Leader Oraga. "However, he was mostly eaten by the enemy before he could return with the evidence."

"What are we up against?" said one of the representatives of the greeen vegetables, the noble class of the vegetable creatures.

"Well," said Oraga, "it appears that these rabbity things are some kind of hopping, fleshy creatures that feed off of fruity and vegetable things."

"How barbaric," said a fruity representative.

"What about our defenses?" said another of the ripened fruits.

Oraga motioned to a display board that showed fruity and vegetable forces in green colors and rabbity forces in red. "We are safe as long as we remain underwater, but our youth growing on the surface are victims once they fall from the trees. Only the ones that fall into the water are truly safe."

"What can we do to protect ourselves?" said an elderly vegetable. "We must properly evolve to the surface if we wish to expand. We're running out of fertile slime down here."

Oraga nodded his body and then continued. "One of our scientists has discovered a cache of ancient weapons on the water's bottom. We have brought them up and intend to arm a team of soldiers to go face these land creatures."

"Weapons?" said a vegetable. "But we know nothing of these. Where do they come from?"

"There was once a race called humans. They made these weapons to kill each other. We don't know why, but that's what they did. Either way, we now have these weapons. We intend to use them to attack tonight."

So the decision was made. The fruity and vegetable things armed themselves and crawled out onto the surface where the mutant rabbity things were gathered while searching for vulnerable victims. When they saw the army of fruits and vegetables,

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