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a long time ago, there was a species of creature that grew from the slime that grew on the bottom of the oceans. This slime originated from the waste, both biological and manufactured, of the other water and land creatures. Over the eons, more and more of this slime piled on top of itself until one day it grew above the surface of the water. The first bits of this slime died in the oxygen atmosphere, but eventually mutated slime was able to breathe in the oxygenated air. At this point, the slime grew above the water level to great heights, mutating over and over until they grew slimy vegetation that eventually bore fruit. This fruit dropped from the trees and were quickly eaten by the vicious creatures that lived on the slimy surface. However, some of these fruits fell back into the water and began to breathe there again.

From mutation to mutation, the slimy fruity things never amounted to much until they grew limbs, a lot of them, too. Then these fruity things crawled back out of the water and began to breathe oxygen again, but a much purer oxygen due to the earlier loss of those pesky humans that made themselves extinct with their factories and chain saws. Unfortunately, once the fruity things reached the surface, they were attacked and killed by the mutant rabbit-looking things that looked so cute but had such sharp teeth.

Therefore, the fruity things remained under water and planned their next move. It was finally a brave fruity thing that ventured out and took the first Polaroid picture of the rabbity things that were their sworn enemy. He died, of course, but the photos made it back to Fruity Thing Control.

Fruity Thing Control was the heirarchy of the fruity government. Its representatives were chosen by random vote from the fruity population; votes were collected in poll boxes and then counted in secret by the previous leader of Fruity Thing Control before a new leader and representatives was chosen. The amazing fact was that the winner always appeared to be the previously elected leader. Throughout all of fruity history, this has actually been the case.

Anyway, once Fruity Thing Control saw these frightening photos, a recruitment was begun for a hero to face these evil rabbity things that liked nothing more than to make a meal of a fruity thing. It was Oraga, the present leader of Fruity Thing Control, who addressed the representatives of Slime Hall, the senate of Fruity Thing Control.

"Fellow Fruity Things," he said, "and assorted vegetable creatures,

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