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blue eyes. Corny? Too bad because she was hot, so word choice was definitely second in the grander scheme of things. She wore a short-sleeved white shirt cut at the peak of her breasts and a black mini skirt that revealed her mile-long legs. Her dark-brown hair hung loosely near her neck and rested on her shoulders. And her maple hued skin and pink painted nails complemented her overall look. She was simply a goddess who took the morning train. I guess, even higher beings need to take public transportation every once in a while. You can't always count on eternal power.

I wasn't relying on magics, however. It was all skill. All me.
Occasionally, I would glance at her slyly trying to achieve eye contact. Okay; maybe I stared sometimes too, but I was nonchalant about it. Of course I've had no luck in the past; nevertheless, I had already thought up my introduction scenario once the inevitable occurred:
Once upon a train ride, a woman sat with an enchanting pair of eyes. She would look at me with her navy-blue eyes and I would smile back with a masculine grin, as she ruffled her hair with her sweet, delicate hands. Of course I would be garbed in my custom tailored blue-blazer and one-hundred, eighty dollar pair Oakley-brand sunglasses. Nothing but the finest.
I would move smoothly across the passenger car. As I slunk past the shabbily dressed strangers, their eyes would never leave my well groomed face. She would then smile and say hi, as I sat in the seat next to hers. I would lean towards her, getting close but not too close, as I tried to test her personal space. She wouldn't even flinch. I would smile, as I removed my glasses with my left hand and say to her, "My name's Trevor. Correct me if I'm wrong, you must stink because you're the shit."
A drool worthy tale if I do say so myself. Yet it really doesn't work like that at all, does it?

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