by Cruella Deville

Created on: August 13, 2007

I'll tell you my name
i'll give you my address and my credit card number, if you like
just listen to me.
of course i'll sit down,
i'll even have a glass of water.
there it goes:
i hate walks, crowds
and i hate plastic flowers and yellow anything
i hate waking up early and summer camps,
political talk-shows
and romantic movies.
i don't like waiting in line and talking to old people
i don't think that "new" means "better"
and no, i don't want to change.
don't know if better friends make you a better person
or having no friends at all means
that you don't exist.
i have no idea who you are or
what you make of all this,
but one thing's for sure:
i'll never be honest again.

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