In no particular order, here are 10 things all women need to know about men.

1) When the ball game is on is not the time to talk to us about the day's events. Please wait until it is over. We will happily listen then.

2)Don't expect us to read your mind. If you want us to know something, tell us. Don't expect us to make a lucky guess.

3)Don't bring up the past when you argue with us. Men argue about the present, women want to bring up ancient history.

4)You don't have to be a gourmet chef to please us in the kitchen. Learn what we like to eat, and perfect those dishes. That is enough for us.

5) Oral sex. We will become your willing slave if you earn your merit badge in this department.

6) Don't ask us to go shoe shopping with you. We would rather you talk to us during the ball game than this.

7)Don't ask us a question such as "Does this make me look fat?" unless you want the truth. If you have to ask, it probably does anyway.

8)Quit asking us to open up, show our emotions, and be more sensitive. Ladies say they want this from men, but they really don't. So quit saying you do. No woman REALLY wants to see her man cry.

9)Men hate the Lifetime and Lifetime Movie channels. Don't expect us to watch these channels with you UNLESS it is to see a movie featuring Melissa Gilbert. Also, if you still insist to talk to us during the ballgame, we will talk to you during the Lifetime movie.

10)We don't want to talk about your monthly period or go to the store and purchase feminine hygiene products for you. In return, we won't ask you to go to the hardware store for us.

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