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Though not a bored housewife myself, I am an ex-husband who is knowledgeable about observations from a bored housewife.

Here are the three most common observations (in order of typical decibel level):

Observation one: "I'm bored."

Typically, this observation would conclude either with her offering agreeable suggestion, me offering agreeable suggestion, or, most commonly, an argument over money.

Observation two: "YOU never take ME anywhere!"

Typically, this observation would conclude either with her offering agreeable suggestion, me offering agreeable suggestion, or, most commonly, an argument over money.

Observation three: "BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO EXCEPT GO SHOPPING!"

Typically, this observation would conclude with an argument over money.

As I said earlier, though, we were able to resolve these issues!

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