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There once was a man called Gurdjieff,
Who blew his nose in a handkerchief,
But he blew much too hard,
Blew his brains out by a yard,
And did himself a terrible mischief.
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AN UNLIKELY LIMERICK
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Most limericks aim for the mark -
Something bawdy, just for a lark.
But I thought
I once knew a girl in Mahon,
Whose trousers she could NOT get on.
Though her struggle was great -
Twas superfluous weight,
But
THE LIMERICK
It's a verse that is bawdy in jest
Written foully and part anapest
You may keep the meter
But say the word peter
And
by David Mobbs
I see that you have no degree,
In that case you're no use to me.
You need education
To succeed in this nation,
Or perhaps you
by Cherry Kelly
Writing a limerick in time,
each line must carefully rhyme,
Now go grab some beer,
and the next thing you hear,
"go cut me
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