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"If Guys Were Like Us, I'd Laugh"

Wouldn't it be funny if guys had boobs?
They'd look weird and wear bras, too.
They'd have he hassle of buying one,
Then have to adjust them when they're done.

Wouldn't it be funny if guys had periods, and some cramps too?
They'd go crazy and wouldn't know what to do.
They'd cry and complain of the hurt and the burn,
But I'd just laugh and say, "Hey buddy! It's your turn!"

Wouldn't it be funny if guys wore makeup every morning and do all that work?
Eyeliner in their eyes and lipstick covered teeth,
Boy, don't you think they'd go berserk?

They'd scream and they'd whine, yell obscenities, too.
But at least they would feel how we sometimes do.

Wouldn't it be funny if guys wore high heels?
They'd finally have good posture and stand straight against their will.
They usually stomp and they tromp and run all around,
But if they did that in heels, they'd only fall down.

Wouldn't it be funny if guys wore skirts?
They'd have to be nice and neat and go shopping for hideously lacy shirts.
They'd have to cross their legs when they were seated and keep them close when they stand.
Because of all this, they should appreciate us and the fact that they are a man!

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