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nosebleeds, viral infections, a sore throat, or a cough. Your nose is no longer stuffy but it bleeds. You are no longer sneezing but you are coughing. You may also find yourself infected by a virus as you experience a piercing headache. All right I admit I sometimes miss things but is it really worth it?

* Last but not least before I close I must mention sexual enhancement drugs. These areas of medicines include Viagra and such. It would have to be a depressing time to have some hot momma beside you and you simply can't perform. These drugs will come to your rescue! They will get you up and keep you up for hours at a time. You are excited as you leave the drug store. You pop a little pill on your way home. How surprised your lover will be! You have it up and can perform like you did 20 years ago aside from one small problem it does not want to go down. Imagine walking around for hours at "full" attention. Headaches may also be experienced and we all know how frisky those little devils make us. You may also have facial blushing making you appear embarrassed or just plain hot. On top of all that enjoy your upset stomach to take your mind off the task at hand. If that is not enough fun for you wait until you have sensitivity to light or blurred vision. You may be able to perform for hours but you may not be able to see a thing with blurry eyes and in the dark. The joys of the drugs we use to make us feel better.

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