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Okay folks, listen up and listen up good: you have to learn THE RULES about driving!

Swerving and darting, driving on the shoulders, blasting the horn, screaming and cursing, tailgating, and even flipping people off: it seems no matter what combination of these I try, YOU FOLKS ARE NOT GETTING IT!

If YOU don't have the COMMON DECENCY to simply drive when I AM NOT, then:

Here are THE RULES:

1. GET OUT of MY way! I am in MY car for A REASON, and there is NO GOOD REASON for YOU to be in MY way.

2. Be a Good Samaritan on YOUR OWN time! If YOU want to let others in front of YOU, and STOP for pedestrians just stepping off the curb, then GET BEHIND ME.

3. Learn how to merge properly! I get on IN FRONT of YOU; YOU get on BEHIND ME.

4. COPS: YOU stay IN FRONT of ME FROM NOW ON!

Do I make MYSELF clear?!

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