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or eat? Of course, store owners do have a prejudicial tendency to want to keep you out of their establishments, but you don't want their overpriced, defective, middle class goods anyway. That's what you've been trying to avoid. The decor would clash w the manila color of your cardboard abode anyway.

Schooling for your children isn't really necessary if they choose to take over the family business. If they wish for the rutted rat race you can teach them yourself. What better education that learning on the job?

Reading, writing and arithmetic will be the easiest because they are a part of your daily life. They'll learn to read by the signs and papers they use to line their clothes and bedding. Writing is just as easy with all the litter around to use for paper. Pens and pencils are usually found lying in the street. You could invest a few cents in one from a store if push comes to shove consider it a business expense and take it off your taxes when the IRS gets around to demanding their share of your earnings.

Math will come easiest of all from the practical side of their days counting change and dividing the spoils from dumpster foraging trips.

Current events and geography are easily learned, once again, from newspapers and litter. Science will practically teach itself from observing their own bodies, and yours, as you all physically change by making do with less. Comparisons are easily made between you and the wage slaves who hurry by as they pretend not to notice you.

The state will give up financial aid if they choose to go to college. They might decide to stay with the family business after all. Nothing is impossible. You've learned this as you survive from one day to the next.

One song says, "Life's a ball if only you know it. And it's all just waiting for you..."

Living is easy when you pay attention and take advantage of the edge you have over everyone else. Homelessness isn't so bad once you get used to a standard of living so far above the animals that comprise your biggest competition.

After all, animals can't appreciate the benefits they take for granted every day time, freedom and the open road whenever they wish to walk it. What more could any astute mammal wish for?

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