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Schools are the future of our great nation and it should be their rainbow arced arsenal of anal androids who pump our children full of the informative inklings of the sapphistic Greek ways. Who needs carnivals when a classroom full of furtive hormones and unbalanced maturity will do?

Ignore the ramblings of psychedelic scenesters Pink Floyd, imploring us to leave those kids alone.

That, in itself was a red herring to lead the general public away from the bands own homosexual subtexts often found daubed as ubiquitous, illicit scrawls across cubicles of public washrooms.

Who can, when studied in greater detail, ignore the messages of 'Just another brick in the wall,' Taken fom their tour across the Phillipinnes late in 1965.
Brick, of course being thier colloquial slang for The Venus De Mylo, and Wall, as ever, being the perjorative idiom relating to cashpoints,where in ancient Rome wooden chips could be bartered for a ride on The Venetian gondolas of silk.
The 17th Century ballad, Dark Side of the Moon alluded to the Sadian prophecy of sodomising becoming a political means of usurping the ruling demibishop thus rendering the lower classes a greater representation in the Financial houses.
Once the hierarchy of tables were turned the proletariat could wear the hat of justice and the staff would be rightfully claimed until the next quarrel would render the proccess obselete and the wren was forced to intervene thus.

It was hereby wherein the rosy peaches of the undercarriage would be subjected to a torrent of cottage custard thus creating a shiny glossy sheen to 'the moon.'
As urban legends go, this was a weary one concerning the ironic title of pink Floyd, their name itself taken from the constant insinuation that the obsequiously sozzled television personality chef was himself a bit Barrymoreish.

It should be fitting,like a rubber glove on a five cocked shotgun, that schools be the institutions that teach of homosexualysis, as EducaTion itself was spawned By the Greek Philosopher Socrates, Who invented the right angle with Pythagorus after he allegedlly flicked a cosign to him. These pillars of society made obtuse angles of each other's bodily cavities while other continents were still learning to daub Floyd lyrics across the flamelit caves of their abodes. The first Universities were created by these figpickers and so rightly to come full circle their antics should be spread across the syllabus like man milk on an adonis' aerola.

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