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What are some good bumper stickers you've seen?

Good Bumper stickers! I suppose like a lot of other things that is a matter of opinion but I have seen a million I have liked over the years but here are a few of the most memorable and my favorites. There are so very many and i see new ones everyday that I thibk I should remember but somehow I remember very few of them. Maybe that is a sign of old age or approacing senility but whatever it is I sure don't remember as any as I see. Then there are some that are not very nice and of course those are the ones that you always remember. Why is it that you always remember the thungs that son't really matter and forget the important things?

Here's a few are Anti-Bush and one for Cheney and I see one or two of them everyday.

1. BUCK FUSH

2. NOBODY DIED WHEN CLINTON LIED

3. GEORGE PUT THE "DUH" IN W

4. IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU AREN'T THE PRESIDENT

5. SOMEWHERE IN TEXAS A VILLAGE IS MISSING ITS IDIOT

6. I'D RATHER GO HUNTING WITH CHENEY THAN GO FOR A CAR RIDE WITH TED KENNEDY

My favorite one that I have seen recently is:

ELECT MONICA LEWINSKY'S EX BOYFRIEND'S WIFE FOR PRESIDENT

BOMB OBAMA

Here's some others for you to peruse.

6. I would rather be CUMMIN than STROKIN

7. WYOMING what America WAS

8. DIESEL FUMES MAKE ME HORNY

9. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I'M DRIVING, CALL 1-800-EAT-SH..

10. HANG UP AND DRIVE

11. GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES BUT SEX MANIACS LIKE ME DON'T GIVE A DAMN

12. GAS, GRASS. OR A.., NOBODY RIDES FREE

13. THE MORE I LEARN ABOUT WOMEN, THE MORE I LOVE MY TRUCK

14. IF MY HORSE RAN LIKE THIS CAR, I'D SHOOT IT

15. IF YOU CAN'T STROKE IT, RAM IT

16. FORD=FOUND ON ROAD DEAD

17. GTO=GAS, TIRES, OIL

18. KEEP HONKING, I AM RELOADING

Lastly when we lived in Tallahasse Florida and went to the FSU games, two of our favorites about the Gator were

15. DIRECTIONS TO GAINESVILLE, EAST TILL YOU SMELL IT, SOUTH TILL YOU STEP IN IT

16. MY TO FAVORITE TEAMS, FLORIDA STATE AND WHOEVER IS PLAYING THE GATORS

Here is one that I see in Nebraska every football season when the University of Colorado game is getting close. It casuse some hard feelings in Colotado but thats the way it goes in football rivalries. All the Nebrask fans go to Ted Turner's place bewfore the game for Buffalo Steaks. It is kind of fun being a Nebraska fan in Colorado most years.

CORNHUSKERS LOVE BUFFALO STEAKS

I hope you enjoyed some of these and maybe they were some you hadn't seen.

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