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Desire is incredible, i desire a lot, but fail to do much about it. I was sitting the other day in my awful job thinking of all the things that i have planned to do right now as a 22 year old and i suddenly realised that i wasn't doing any of them, the only thing i was doing was taking my mum's advice and firing through as many birds as i possibly could... As much as this is great, this is a desire that will probably never be fulfilled, because as sure as i've pleased myself with one, my eyes are trailing after the next one and i'm in love all over again. Some people call themselves a leg man, some an ass man, some love the mammaries, but i love them all, so if you've got a fine pair of legs and not much up top, i love you, and this is the story of my life! Desire doesn't stop with women, i desire a lot, i desire a log cabin in Scandinavia with a Jacuzzi on the porch, i desire an Aston Martin, i desire a petit filous (not too hard to get a hold of), but what is it that stops me doing it? I think i know, it's the fact that once i have completed the task, i'll be asking "What next?". Desire sometimes is more fun than fulfillment, but fulfillment leads to a greater desire, and you get lost along the way. You may have noticed that this isn't very funny, that's because i don't desire to be funny right now, i spend all day being funny, and now i'm just writing for the sake of it! If you want to see funny, go to www.myspace.com/winstonandrudi - then again, this is all open to interpretation, one guy once said sometime that funny is funny only if you laugh, and even still that could just be polite laughter. I desire a good sleep, i desire a warm fire, i desire a Subway footlong, and i desire a petit filous, and i'll desire not to desire because it causes me to daydream, and when i daydream i get nothing done, and when i get nothing done, i never fulfill many of my desires! If there is any message to be taken from all this, it is that you should jump up off your bum and make a move, little steps at a time, until you feel like you're getting somewhere, and the desire will fruitify (ya what?) in front of your eyes. Anyway, this is my first article, it has no structure, it has no bearing, it has no meaning, but it has been emotional, so thanks for reading if anyone reads this, and i hope you maybe smirked at least once, if not i'm a failure and i should just stick to not writing!

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