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Humor: Humorous ways of dealing with addiction

by Madam Lucy

Created on: July 04, 2007

ADDICTION.. Or am I an addict? In the dictionary it says"enslaved to a habit or dependent on something habit forming." Well I just might be an addict. I love to wake up every morning, it's more than a habit. I also love a cup or two of coffee, in slaved to caffeine. Fuel, or food I could probably quit but wouldn't last long. Regular baths, wow I could quit, but I think I would loose friends and the pier pressure would get to me.. I really think my friends would become enablers. I love to brush my teeth 2-3 times a day, must be a Colgate addiction. I could quit working, when I win the lottery, addicted to money. Love to wear clean clothes daily, I could quit, but NO SHIRT NO SERVICE, maybe I will just cut back. I also like sex, a glass or two of wine, a cigarette now and then and some days I really am addicted to this computer. Well I guess I will be the first to stand up and say, I BARBIE FINNEY AM A ADDICT, I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MEETINGS.

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