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decides to press their luck to the very end, in which case you may actually find yourself having to lock them into place before they figure out what time it is. Don't forget to laugh maniacally with a wild, crazy look in your eye- it adds nicely to the fear factor, and once your little non-conformist has wet their britches, you'll know your point has been made. It's called tough love. Believe me, child... it hurts me more than it hurts you.

I highly recommend that frustrated parents everywhere throw down some cheddar for one of these babies. There's no need to lose your head over unruly little insolents anymore, because now, they can come inches away from losing theirs instead. Picking your battles will become a thing of the past.

But wait! There's more!

If you purchase the guillotine, they will send you a free mace to add to your collection of Medieval devices of torture. Use it as a last ditch effort for compliance before bringing out the big guns. Impress the neighbors with your children's sudden obedience, and make them wonder what your secret is. Pay no mind to the fact that it is accomplished by being a mace-wielding idiot who chases the children in circles around the house. Ya do what ya gotta do. They're doing their chores now... and that's what really matters.

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