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time periods.

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats still cuddle up in my lap.

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats never put holes in my walls should they have a temper tantrum.

*Cats are better than teenagers because they don't care what movie we watch.

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats like the house warmer than 65 degrees in the summer and below 85 degrees in the winter. I never have to tell them to leave my thermostat alone!

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't yell at each other.

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't mind if I skip laundry for a day.

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats will eat anything I cook and even if it isn't great, they would never complain.

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't mind if I forget birthdays.

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats like Christmas trees.

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats won't have PMS or cramps.

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't drink my coffee or my soda.

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't need lunch money, school fees, or senior pictures.

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't use three towels in one day.

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats are usually easy to wake up in the mornings.

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't take the change I have in jars and in my van's ashtray for energy drinks.

*Cats are better than teenagers because I never have to strong arm the cats into 'family day'!

*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't have bad moods very often.

*Cats are better than teenagers because not a single cat of mine has ever wanted a tattoo or a piercing or to change hair color.

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