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WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN TEENAGERS
*Cats are better than teenagers because they never talk back.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't ask for money.
*Cats are better than teenagers because I will never have to pay 5K to put braces on little fangs.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats do not leave dirty clothes in the middle of my bathroom floor.
* Cats are better than teenagers because I never have to battle them for use of my telephone, computer, or remote control.
*Cats are better than teenagers because teenagers require shuttle service, and cats aren't fond of going places that require a car.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats will never beg me for a driver's license and MY keys.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats won't use up all of my hot water in two hour showers. They don't even like baths!
*Cats are better than teenagers because I don't get calls from schools about cats, how they can't sit still, keep a civil tongue, or how they fail to do homework.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't beg for a $385 class ring only to lose it within 6 months.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats never want other cats to come over and stay for weeks on end.
*Cats are better than teenagers because they will never try to sneak my liquor.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats aren't into weekend parties.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't try to steal my cigarettes, I never have to worry about them smoking.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats listen to whatever I say and never interrupt me mid-sentence.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't care if what belongs to them came from Wal-mart.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't pack off my scissors or my scotch tape.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't wear contacts or glasses so they can't misplace or lose them.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats friends don't LIVE ON my phone.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats try to look interested when I do the dishes or laundry, even if they never help.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats keep what belongs to them clean.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't stockpile cups and bowls.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats never climb out the window in the middle of the night, breaking my screen.
*Cats are better than teenagers because cats don't fuss about what kind of music
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