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The Cell Phone was where?
Housewife and being bored is not the case with me, I am a housewife, but it's never a boring moment in my life! Oh how nice it would be to be bored at times though. OK, well I'll get to my story so you'll know what I mean. Just this morning my husband woke me up searching for his cell phone, see he uses it as an alarm clock. So like many mornings it goes off he reaches up and turns it off, but this morning he held it in his hand and when he got up he had lost it some how. He woke me up to help him search for it. I looked everywhere, it wasn't in the covers, beside the bed, I even checked the pillow cases, but no luck.We even tried calling his cell phone hoping it would have a signal and of course when you need a signal there is none. He went in the bathroom to make sure he had not layed it down in there, while he was in there I started looking between the head board and the mattress, still no cell phone to be found! He comes back in the bedroom and sits down on the bed. Then out of no where he says" your not going to believe where my cell phone was." I looked up and his face was kinda red! You'll never believe this but I swear it's true. He found his cell phone in his under-wear, when he sat down it pinched him. We still have no clue of how it got there! We both started laughing and joking around, just imagine the surprise he would have got at work when his cell phone started ringing! Anyways, all we can figure is when he sat up in the bed and went to put his under-wear on,he must have laid it on his leg and when he stood up it landed in his under-wear!

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