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The Cowboy

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Everybody wants a Cowboy, whether they admit it or not. Think of the sexy body and the way he rolls his cigarettes and stares off into the distance...and other things....mmmm...Let's stay on the subject, at any rate. At least a cowboy can defend himself and he'll know what to do with you. A metro guy can't fight, you know he's gonna say something totally dorky, and he's probably not that good in bed, because he'll worry about his hair or if his ass looks fat. A cowboy will not care about any of these things, because he's a MAN.

To illustrate this, I actually have a real life example. One of my housemates was a Texas cowboy, he had a huge pick-up truck, and the accent, and he went horse-back riding and he roped steers (granted it was a dummy that he took apart and kept udner my window). All the girls wanted this guy. He wasn't that attractive physically, but there was something about him-must have been the cowboy in him. Every single girl in the house wanted him. Within days he slept with this one really beautiful girl that lived there. Even this one girl that is a European intellectual type wanted him. I would have slept with him too, if he wasn't doing a different girl every night and then telling everyone about it.

Now, on to the metro story. I worked at this bar as a cocktail waitress, and he was a bartender. This guy was the biggest metro ever. First of all, he was from Long Island, he had the spiky hair with gel, and he wore all black and his face was immaculate. The only thing is...he was such a Metro! Once he took a nail file out of his pocket and started filing his nails! I've never seen anything like that. Just for kicks I asked him if I could use it too! It was the most rediculous thing. How could a girl be attracted to a guy who carries a nail file in his pants pocket and files his nails in public? Impossible. The cowboys wins.

Well, there you have it, proof that the cowboy wins.

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