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Who is this fool not feeding me any "squishy" food today? And why does she keep throwing them little pick balls at me,am I supposed to chase that hideous thing? Why did she have a big smile on her face when she gave me that house made of carpet,come on now lady! Although I do like to scratch it,I would be totally bothered if one of my friends saw that. Why won't you give me the "squishy" food? I am standing right under your feet,meowing so cute...."meow" Oh come on maybe I shall meow and try to make it sound like "squishy food" as I do it ok here I go...M E O W....ok that didn't work you are still holding that thing to your ear yapping your lips about your husband being a dick,ya that's right I know what your saying and I find you people hilarious! You would feel better about things if you tried "squishy food" I promise you would. Ya and that cat nip...my friend boots gave me some of that sh* and I was ripped I tell ya...we were jumping down the hall way sideways like crazy cats...I almost choked on a hair ball in front of Jennie (the cute lady cat I know) She is really sly and I like the way her tail follows her it stands so tall..like my mother's did. So you put down the thing on your ear and now you are gone,you left,you left me without a pet goodbye and most important without the "squishy food" I wish I could open that damn can myself! Maybe you will remember me when you get back. I sure hope so. Well, I am gonna go lay in the window now and nap...and of coarse dream about "squishy food" meow.

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