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MEET MY PETS
Bubbles is a guinea pig presented to me as a xmas gift three years ago.i got her a male companion named Hefner because he loves to make babies. Thanks to Hefner i have nine guinea pigs. i love them all.When i got Hefner i was told there was not going to be any babies. It turned out to be a lie. Another thing that i did not know was that fathers kill the new borns.


Here is a break down of my pets
Bubbles is the oldest and i call her grandma. Bubbles has smooth furs ,colored gray and white. The fur on her head has the same hair cut Simon cowell of American idol has. i am not lying.
Simon is the last one he has a black and white fur. Always cranky and ready to fight Hefner. I had to separate them.I also call it "whiskers" because of the hair I do shave the fur around it eyes because they grow into its eyes.
Hefner is the father and grandfather. it has ruffle furs with black ,brown and gray fur. it is very quiet but sensitive. It like nothing but carrot.
Miss gray has rough furs. she is very naughty and loves to nibble at Bubbles face. Bubbles would bite back when she was not in the mood for her games.
Browny gave birth to miss gray, whiskers and the quiet ones.
Bubbles talks to me with her eyes . when I look inside the cage she would come close enough for me to tough her head. One day bubbles showed her affection for me in the presence of my daughter. she was really impressed. I held Bubbles in my hand and I said :"kiss.kiss". Bubbles touched my face with its nose and rested her head on my chest. I was so impressed.
They get their shower on Mondays. I change the cage daily.Miss gray is the noisiest.When she wants snack even if their is food in the cage she would whistle loud enough to annoy me for attention. I call them my children. Some people think I am crazy. I saved Hefner from being fed to a python when I bought it I was surprised to see how big and handsome it looks now.I will not trade them for anything in the world. When i give them lettuce around 7pm they know it is bed time.When they squeak ,and i say no they keep quiet. it is nice to have a pet at least in the house.

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