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You may be a baby boomer if:

1. You still have hope that a lost Beatles album would turn up out of no where.

2.If you try to get your kids to play a game of "Monopoly" with you.

3.If you tell stories of when professional athletes made only 100 thousand dollars a year.

4. If you still have a pair of Converse All-Stars in the back of your closet.

5.If you remember being excited when your family got it's first color TV.

6. If you still watch episodes of the "Brady Bunch" and lie about it.

7. If you remember flipping baseball cards instead of enshrining them in plastic sheets and holders like they are made of gold instead of cardboard.

8. If you secretly wish Love Beads would become trendy again.

9. If you still use the phrase "Dynamite" on accident now and then.

10. If you can relate to this list

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