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Top Ten List- How to Know When You're Too Wrapped Up in Your Sports Team (HUMOR)

1. Your child's first words are "Go Yankees!"
2. You've painted your house your team's colors.
3. Even the mascot knows you by name.
4. You've purchased a human bubble with just your tv and lazyboy so no one can distract you from the big game.
5. You only wear number Jerseys, under a suit jacket on formal occasions.
6. Because you didn't think the little team flag waving from your car was enough, you stuck a team helmet to the top of your trunk and changed your horn so that it says the name of your favorite player.
7. You've had an artisan create a bronze statue of your favorite team's coach so you can really feel like you're hugging him when they win.
8. You try to convince your wife to change your anniversary to the "day they won the big game" because you know you'll remember it that way!
9. You've asked your wife to call you your favorite player's name in bed.
10. Because paint washes off too easily, you've tattooed your entire body your team's colors.

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