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Recipe
Aggravation
Prep Time: about 2 years
Makes: 8 Servings

1 crowded kitchen
1 supervisor
2 full-time line cook
5 part-time line cooks
Thought
Nerves
Patience
Resentment (optional)

Preheat crowded kitchen until scorching (about 80 degrees).

Mix 2 full-time line cooks and supervisor together in area. Simmer for two hours.
When a power struggle has set in, pour in 3 part-time line cooks gradually.
Knead until lazy.
In separate position, simmer 1 part-time line cook, stirring occasionally.
Let sit until self-entitled.
Combine both mixtures.
Boil thought until common sense is completely evaporated.
Pour over mixture.
Sift remaining line cook into area.
Simmer on low heat for 2 years just until heated.
Grate nerves finely and sprinkle over mixture.
Roll patience thin.
Cut mixture into 1/8-inch strips and serve with resentment.

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