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Humor: You're having a bad day when

You know you're having a bad day when...

*You come home from work, and somehow, the safety sensor on your garage door fails and the garage door closes on your car.

*You write a two hour article on Helium and submit, only to be met by the phrase 'error failure' You go back to recover your article but you're met by a second phrase saying 'write your article here.'

*You're watching a CNN special on a escaped top ten terrorist, and as they zoom in on the shot, you see the criminal running up the front of your lawn.

*As the thousands of police cars, trucks, and helicopters converge upon your house, they mistake you for the terrorist.

*You're already having a bad day, so you don't want to cook. You put in a Lean Cuisine and it explodes on you in the microwave.

*A meteor hits your house.

*A second meteor hits your house.

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