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Created on: June 03, 2007 Last Updated: April 07, 2008
You know you're having a bad day when...
*You come home from work, and somehow, the safety sensor on your garage door fails and the garage door closes on your car.
*You write a two hour article on Helium and submit, only to be met by the phrase 'error failure' You go back to recover your article but you're met by a second phrase saying 'write your article here.'
*You're watching a CNN special on a escaped top ten terrorist, and as they zoom in on the shot, you see the criminal running up the front of your lawn.
*As the thousands of police cars, trucks, and helicopters converge upon your house, they mistake you for the terrorist.
*You're already having a bad day, so you don't want to cook. You put in a Lean Cuisine and it explodes on you in the microwave.
*A meteor hits your house.
*A second meteor hits your house.
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