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Created on: May 30, 2007
- You have already accepted the fact that receiving social security waved bye-bye to you long ago.
- You keep your cell phone in your pocket, rather than attached to a clip on the outside of your belt.
- You realize that having enough kids to field a soccer team may be a little excessive.
- You have never walk to school uphill both ways in the snow... without shoes... In fact, you have never walked to school; it's way too dangerous.
- You are positive that a blog has nothing to do with a swamp.
- You can speak in text message language.
- You always considered being sent to your room a reward rather than punishment. At least your room had video games and television.
- You have ever smarted off to a teacher knowing that the teacher could not whack you.
- You have never seen a gas price lower than a dollar.
- You had no idea Nelly wasn't the first person to "Shake [his] Tail Feathers."
- You have ever had the privilege of blaming your academic shortcomings on ADD.
- If you have never thought wearing your paints even with your navel as socially acceptable.
- If you are aware that "emo" is not a character on Sesame Street.
- The word "draft" makes you think of beer instead of war.
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