8 of 461

Righteous Indignation

Ouch! That dumb dog bit me!
Oh, that dirty, rotten beast,

Thinking he can take a chunk
And on me have a feast.

Well, of all the brazen nerve,
That's what I have to day.

The neighbors here abouts, I think
Should be made to pay

For all the darn, lousy things
Their doggies run and do.

But then who winds up paying?
Poor little me, that's who!

Their dogs run wild up the street
Then back down again,

Howling, and barking and then
Scaring all the children.

But these owners are so nervy
They just do not care.

It makes me so darn mad I could
Pull out all my hair.

Oh, well, enough of this nonsense
No more foolish talk.

I must go and call my dog
Home from his morning walk.

Learn more about this author, LaSal.
Click here to send this author comments or questions.

Below are the top articles rated and ranked by Helium members on:

Poetry: Humorous

1 of 461
by Alina Wilson

A Tale of Two Crooks Once there were two crooked men, sneaky, lying thieves. Each had fleeced more suckers than... read more
2 of 461
by Shona K

Sailor Sim Oh, there was once a sailor called Sim, Who thought himself a very clever fellow. He'd challenge al... read more
3 of 461
by Jill Blake

Fishing Today I went to catch a fish To put in momma's serving dish I put a worm upon my hook And settled ba... read more
4 of 461
by Rachel Newland

Today, I'm having an off day, And everything's gone wrong, My mum managed to humiliate me, By bursting into song, ... read more
5 of 461
by Kerry Michael Wood

Aged like my grandfather's wind-up Victrola, I love the scent of a fine Gorgonzola. Velveeta's cheap and tastes m... read more

View All Articles on:
Poetry: Humorous

Add your voice

Know something about Poetry: Humorous?
We want to hear your view. Write_pen Write now!

Poetry