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OK, it's obvious you were under the influence of something when you wrote this, so I'll help you out. First, Cats are better. Way better than dogs. I will show you why.

Cat Owners aren't evil, they are powerful. They have the balls to go out and do what they want, no matter who says what, and they are not under control by their cats... really...

Cats defend people, if they are worthy. I'd much rather have a lion guarding my house than a stupid dog. A dog will guard anybody who gives it a piece of food. A lion would only guard the elite people, such as myself, which is great for everybody.

Also, only a dog owner would be stupid enough to get caught in a bear trap in the first place, so I wouldn't have to worry about it. A cat owner would say, 'hey, there is a big metal trap on the ground, I don't think I'll step on it, I'll leave it for a stupid dog owner'.

Dogs are known as "Man's Best Friend": Dogs just know they are stupid, so they have to do all that extra, and unrespected work to get people to like them, kinda like strippers. If dogs acted like cats, they would all be destroyed, cats get to do what they want because they are so great.

So now we know that cats are much cleaner, smarter, faster, softer, and just plain better than a stupid dog. So go grab your dog and pitch it out the window, then go find a cat, you'll be much happier...

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