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Created on: May 27, 2007
wife
to hold and cherish forever you said,
then wandered off with a bloke named Jed,
took 12 years you said long enough,
but he's fat and he's bald and probably a puff,
it's hard to believe that we came that far,
you left me with nothing, not even a car,
you messed with my ego and then with my head,
left me on my own for a bloke named Jed,
i screamed and i cried and i begged you to stay,
you left me bereft, for a bloke who was gay,
i know that you think that bitter and sad,
but I've seen him out with a lovely young lad,
co written with my dad
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