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by Pj Farrell

Created on: May 26, 2007

POOH
I once had a dog named Pooh
The greatest devil I ever knew
He was covered in fleas and whenever he'd please
he'd run off and bury my shoe

BALLOU
I once had a cat called Ballou
Who came down with a bad dose of flu
It cost a fortune to treat
To get him back on his feet
Then he was eaten by that bastard Pooh

"I ONCE had a dog named Pooh"

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