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Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Hello Universe!

I am going to Flipside for the first time today, woooohooooo! I am so stoked! I'm going to write a journal all about it from today until Monday, and write whatever I come up with here. I couldn't believe I couldn't find a single article on here about either Burning Man or Flipside, so I elected myself to enlighten the rest of the unenlightened world. I am going with my four-time veteran girlfriend Amy, her daughter Tasha who's a newbie like myself, and her friend Maysa, who's also a newbie. For some background on the artistic musical event, which could be described as something like a "Woodstock", got to http://www.burningflipside.com .

Now I've been with my current girlfriend Amy for about two years. We were going to go last year, but had to bail out at the last minute due to work reasons. She was really upset about it too! We had to work because we needed the money, so we thought at the time. We later found out we could have gone anyway, but our money was a little more tight back then. She's already told me some stories about public displays of lewd and lascivious, so being the perv that I am you I'm down wit it! On to the big show!

I have heard all kinds of stories from Amy about what really goes on at Flipside. Of course there's drugs galore, so if you're not 420 friendly or something like that, this probably isn't your scene. I'm sure you probably could go to it straight and get off on the "natural" high, but this is in my assumption going to be akin to a modern day 'Sodom & Gomorrah', hopefully without the devastation. We're going to party like it's 1999 all over again baby! The weather outside is totally f*cked, but we don't care. And the forecast is predicting rain through the whole event, so this should be interesting. I'm definitely not bringing the laptop, but hope my writing tablet doesn't get soaked!

Well, Amy, Tasha and myself are all up now. It's 10:30 AM the first day, and Amy's reading all about the different theme camps, such as Alien Sex Probing, Blow Job Competitions, and BDSM workshops. Hey, go to the website if you want to know more. This sounds like it's going to be right up my alley! I have always been a perv from day one. I had a dirty grandma that used to tell me dirty jokes and show me her chichi's (that's titties if ya didn't know!). Our main concern is where are we going to score some X, but other than that we're down wit it!

There is no vending or commercialization allowed, except for the ice vendors, because hey, you gotta keep your beer cold! The good people come here to party on man! That's what I like. My dream job in life would be to be able to get paid for partying, like those bitches from the Wild on E! shows, or cracking jokes. These sound like they're becoming more like random musings, so I think it's about time for me to go now. Stay tuned for more updates as they become available! Peace out chillun! Yeahhhhhhh!

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