"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!"
Ash, Army of Darkness

"I aim to misbehave..."
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity

"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"
Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

"Come on Kate. It's time to put your mouth where our balls our."
Peter LaFleur, Dodgeball

"Share THAT with the Dalai Lama, jackass!"
Jeremy Grey, Wedding Crashers

"Paradise! Two thousand miles from here. Fresh water. Plenty of sunshine. Nothing to do but breed!"
Curmudgeon, Mad Max 2 (The Road Warrior)

"Everyday I wake up and it's still the present. The same, boring present. I don't think this "future" thing of yours exists."
Cale, Titan A.E.

"Right, so... Pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off."
Lara Croft, Tomb Raider

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
Capt. Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean (The Curse of the Black Pearl)

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
Gandalf, Lord of the Rings (The Fellowship of the Ring)

"Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?"
Cyclops, X-men

"What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me."
Morpheus, The Matrix

"See old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did."
King Leonidas, 300

"Deadly little Miho. She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to. She twists the blade. He feels it."
Dwight, Sin City

"I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master!... but they're all dead."
Sing, Shaolin Soccer

"You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy."
Landlady, Kung Fu Hustle

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