by Bridget Webber

Created on: May 16, 2007   Last Updated: October 06, 2010

Fill up my coffee cup
hold the sugar, if you please,
as I'm a fashion model
waist smaller than my knees

I'll have lettuce to go,
cigarettes without a filter
give me caffeine and tobacco
while my head goes helter skelter

CHORUS

I'm a fashion model
girls look up to me,
see how they want to be
with that you will agree

Don't put that shopping on my lap,
I fear my legs will snap,
pass the mirror
there's a spot I need to zap

I'm pushing a size zero
must cut down on calories,
it's not that we don't want to eat
it just affects our salaries

CHORUS

Because I'm a model
girls look up to me,
see how they want to be
with that you will agree

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