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Oh there are so many bad movies it's hard to name them all. Some people took the "best bad movie" approach. You know, the ones you love to hate. My approach is the "I want that part of my life back" one. So here we go. Here are the movies that you don't love to hate, you just don't ever want to see it again. Ever.

Not really in a particular order...

1. Kazaam. You remember it. Circa 1996 starring one Mr. Shaquille O'Neal. Not only does this 7 foot basketball player play a genie, but the genie lives in a boombox. He grants this little white kid who lives in "the hood" 3 wishes and blah blah blah. I don't think it earned any Oscars...

2. Glitter. Oh Mariah...Basically a story about your own life. Troubled young girl loves to sing. Girl meets record producer. Girl meets boy. Girl works with boy. Girl falls in love with boy. Girl tries to find herself. One of the biggest jokes in the history of cinema. But she did win one award...a Razzie.

3. Gigli. Ben Affleck plays a hitman (believable, I know.) and Jennifer Lopez plays a lesbian. If that isn't the makings of a great movie, I don't know what is. The plot is something about Ben kidnapping a mentally challenged kid and JLo goes to help him...or something. I just don't think anyone cares...

4. Anne B. Real. A movie from 2003 about an aspiring rapper who gets inspired by "The Diary of Anne Frank". It's not even one of those ideas that COULD be good and COULD work. It's just won't. Because I'm sure that's what Anne Frank wanted someday. Someone to read her diary that she wrote trying to evade Nazi terrorism in an attic and use that as inspiration to rap. Hmm.

5. From Justin To Kelly. I hope this was an American Idol gig. Kelly Clarkson just won American Idol, Justin Guarini was in a close second and right out of the gate, they do this. Eesh. It's about them meeting at Spring Break in Miami, which is such an original setting, and the love they stumble into. I think Kelly recovered from the bust but I think Justin is still reeling about his career-breaking move.

6. Caddyshack 2. Why ruin a good, dare I say great thing with a sequel? All filmmakers know that a sequel is a huge risk and you shouldn't take it unless you know it's going to be great. Jackie Mason is no Rodney Dangerfield. At least Bill Murray knew to stay away!

7. Crossroads. Britney not only can't ACTUALLY sing, she can't act either. This was a waste of good theater space. At first, you kind of thought, "well okay, the acting sucks and the movie sucks but maybe

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