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Created on: May 13, 2007
Can Helium make you wealthy?
Yes, very. And you can attain this wealth almost instantly.
How? It's quite simple, really. All you have to do is write what is known as the "Mother of all Articles."
The Mother of all Articles is a submission whose title is so alluring, key words so sought-after and content so compelling that not only all the readers of Helium, but readers from across the entire World Wide Web will be clamoring to view it.
Once published, it may take a few minutes, Helium's servers might crash from the spike in traffic, the Internet may slow to a crawl, but you'll be rich. Rich beyond your wildest dreams.
If you ever write the Mother of All Articles, please let me know, as I have yet to do so.
But don't worry, I won't hold my breath waiting for you. I know how the real world works.
Once you've received your sudden windfall, you'll be so busy spending your filthy lucre you won't even bother yourself with the likes of me.
As you'll have more money than God, you'll probably have nothing but pity (or contempt) for poor schlumps like myself, slaving away answering questions like this in a vain attempt to add a few pennies to their Helium account.
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