by Joe Sunstrum

Created on: May 13, 2007   Last Updated: May 14, 2007

How to Be the Perfect Wife

A Man's Perspective

I am going to give you ladies a few pointers on how to be the perfect wife. I know I will probably get a bunch of hate mail but some things you just have to let slide.

Remember women we are men, Neanderthals to the core. We aren't perfect like you, we are men and we are going to act like men most of the time.

First, and this is a hard one for a lot of ladies to understand but we are going to look at other women. So take it for what it is, a look. Don't be smacking your guy just because a cute little tart or some sexy thing walks by and his eyes wander. It doesn't mean he is going to run off with her and have a mad passionate affair. It is just a natural instinct to check out a member of the opposite sex.

Second, and this is a big one that has to be worked out between the couple but porn can bring a lot of trouble in a relationship. Men have been looking at porn since the first nude pictures were available. If you have a problem with it let him know about it. Another way to overcome this problem is to join him in watching or reading the material that turns him on. If the same thing doesn't turn you on find something that does and then you can each treat each other to your fetishes.

Third, clothes on the floor. If your man is anything like me, then they have a real problem with leaving a trail of clothes after the workday throughout the house. Let me tell you ladies after a hard day we sometimes become retarded and don't think that clearly. The first thought in my head is I have to get out of these fricking clothes. But when we do this don't make an issue out of it like it is the end of the world. If you have a problem with it just hint or nicely say "Hey Hun you left your clothes on the floor." Don't be condescending and bitchy; be nice it will go a lot further.

Fourth, the dreaded toilet seat! You girls can't even begin to understand what a pain in the butt it is to raise up the toilet seat time and time again. If he leaves it up then just put it down. You could just as easily put it up after you are done so your man doesn't have too! And for you ladies that say you fell into the bowl and got wet butt, why the heck aren't you looking before you sit down!

Fifth, sex, sex and more sex! Do you have a man that wants sex all the time? Do you have a man that doesn't want sex as much as you? If you have a man that wants it all the time and you just aren't in the mood don't get angry if he wants relief. Let him masturbate right

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