by Chris Gagnon

Created on: May 10, 2007   Last Updated: January 15, 2011

I work at Kroger, and I bag groceries
I'm a bagger, unlike you other emcees
I ask homies " You want Paper or plastic?"
I always have fun, because its always fantastic
I bag faster than a band of elastic
For the customers sake im always Enthusiastic
I smile and say "thank you and have a nice day"
They smile politely and say "ok"
When I see big orders I smirk
My bosses call me a courtesy clerk
Bagging is so fun its Bazzerrk
I just say how much I love Work

I work at kroger
I work at kroger uh

I'm a bagger
I'm a bagger ... WHAT!?!

When the supply of carts starts to run low
Out side to the parking lot is where I go
I push those carts; as many as I can
To fill up the lobby is my plan
Im going through puberty so you gotta understand
I am a boy but Im almost a man
So I push those carts, till the lobby is fully filled
I know that im a bagger and I am skilled

I love glass and plactics bottles
I love the cans to
I empty out the bins
For you
Click the lil button, and a reciete prints
For every bottle you get 10 cents

I work at kroger
I work at kroger uh

I'm a bagger

I'm a bagger ... WHAT!?!

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