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Dating humor: How to keep the spark alive

Keeping the spark alive in your relationship can be difficult, especially if you can't find the matches. Here are six surefire ways (although they've never been tested on actual people) to keep your relationship all fired up!



1) Cover yourself in whip cream and surprise your partner with your spontaneity. The hard part is not eating all the whip cream before the day of your big surprise. Sure you'll be cold, and feel weird, maybe even stupid, but that's okay.



2) Spend time every day gazing lovingly into one another's eyes. Appreciate each other for who you are. Sometimes it's easier to appreciate each others beauty if you take out your eye contacts before you do this.



3) Wrap each other in plastic wrap, no wait....that's wrap yourself in plastic wrap and greet your partner at the door, yeah that'll work.....or is it tinfoil?



4) Spend time laughing with one another. (This doesn't include laughing "at" each other.



5) Plan a romantic picnic with flowers, gourmet food, and a bottle of fine wine. The more wine you drink the more "fun" this picnic will be.



6) Pretend you care, even when you don't. (You may need to take acting classes to pull this off).

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