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Here are some possible indications that someone you know just may be infatuated with you:

They break into your house when you're at work, roll in your underwear, dance naked on your bed, and take pictures of it all to send to you.

They not only call your house breathing into the phone but afterwards text message you, asking if you enjoyed it.

They send flowers to thank you for thinking of them after receiving your restraining order.

They've name all three of their cats after you.

They eat nothing but Rice Krispies because they know it's your favorite cereal.

They wear a t-shirt with your picture on it with the caption "eternally mine."

They've spent the last year camped out on your roof.

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