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Here are seven ways to get revenge, (especially on cheating spouses).

1) Resort to the always great classic, "itching powder in the underwear."

2) Have a garage sale featuring their favorite items and use the proceeds to treat yourself to dinner and a movie. (If you sell their big screen T.V. you can treat all of your friends too).

3) Make them a special "Dog Food Casserole" for dinner.

4) Add baby oil to their shampoo bottle to give them that slick, extra greasy look.

5) Frequently hide the remote control, car keys, etc, and tell them they should see a doctor about their unusual forgetfulness.

6) Send their conservative boss a strip-o-gram in your spouse's name wishing them a happy day and asking for a raise.

7) Bake your spouse's favorite cookies or cake, then wrap it up and give it to your gorgeous single neighbor. Of course you should also stay for coffee if at all possible.

TIP: Don't forget to laugh at your spouse and take pictures of it all so you can continue laughing at them in the future!

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