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One of our Based On True Stories, as RV Camp Hosting Adventures.
New Years Eve 2006. A big old, school bus, came rolling into the RV Park. It had all the old 1960's hippie paintings on it, with matching curtains. The door swung open and a big cloud of smoke came rolling out. So thick, I could not see anyone inside.
Finally, a guy, with long hair and the old hippie garb, stumbled out of the smoke and down the steps. He asked, as almost every vehicle that came in did, "How much to stay?" I said, $20.00 for 2 and $2 for each extra person. He replied "That's Cool" And Stood There!

I waited, and we were both stuck in a time warp! As he gazed off and all I could do was look at him, waiting for an answer. Finally, I said, "How many people are there in your bus?" He replied, "Hum, I don't know". Again, we were stuck in a time warp.
Again, I took the initiative to bring us out of the time warp, I said, "Why don't you count the people in the bus?" He shook his head a little, and said, "Oh WOW, that's an idea". He turned and stumbled up the steps of the bus. I waited.
I heard him tell the people as they had to count the people in the bus. He first started.. "One, Two, Three, Four.." Then again, "One, Two, Three Four, Five..humm" Then again, with the same results. Then I heard someone else start, "One, Two, Three, Four.. hum. One Two, Three.. humm". Then a girl tried, "One, Two, Three Four, Five.. hum. No one could get pass Five!
Finally, I leaned in the bus, and noticed, all the seats were gone. Only the floorboards were left. What I could see, through the smoke, was wall to wall people. Most with people sitting on each other. I gave up. I told the guy, look, let's say 11 people, you owe me $22 plus the $20. He said, "All..Right", then back to the time warp.
I finally got him to give me the money. I told him, to drive to the back and to the right, where ALL the other trailers, RV and cars were. "Don't go left, the ground is really soft to the left and you might get stuck. Go the end of this row and go RIGHT where everyone else is parked!
He said, "That's Cool".
I watched him drive off, and I started checking the next vehicle in.
I looked up from checking the next person in and saw, the bus got to the back of the RV Park AND, he turned LEFT! He made it a couple of spaces and dug right in.
I had to jump in the golf cart and rush over. As soon as I got there, the guy came out, I said, "Didn't you understand me, I told you to go RIGHT, Not LEFT!" His reply "Oh WOW!"
The bus would not

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