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Growing up and dealing with family problems can be an interesting and sometimes infuriating experience. If you've got siblings around your age, that can complicate things a bit. And if you have a twin, well, that can be pure madness. Some people will tell you there is no closer bond than between twins, and others will go so far as to say that twins have a special, almost psychic connection. Then again, some people think Michael Moore makes documentaries, so it's hard to tell whom to trust. But all these wonderful perks of being a twin are completely null and void if you're one of the unfortunate souls whose twin is evil.

Yes, evil twins. They're not just an easy out for serial-writing anymore. Evil twins are here and they're a force to be reckoned with. They're bad, they look just like you, and they're out to reap the glorious rewards of being evil.

If we've learned anything about evil twins from badly written television and cinema, it's that:

a) You might not know you even have an evil twin
b) Evil twins have a genetic predisposition to complicated and maniacal plans for world domination (as opposed to those simple and level-headed plans for world domination)
c) Evil twins may resent you for a number of reasons, usually involving your parents
d) Evil twins may appear in your town and start doing a number of unsavory deeds that you will inevitably be blamed for
e) Evil twins may have had a horrible disfigurement from birth that caused them to become evil
f) Evil twins may, at the last second, turn good and sacrifice their life to save your own
g) Evil twins usually have a pretty cool back story

So, with that information on the table, you can determine if your twin is, in fact, evil. If your twin seems to be more of a sanctimonious teetotaler, you may want to consider the possibility that you are the evil of the two (or you just might be one of the poor kids who's parents didn't have an evil child, in which case, I would suggest you write to your local congressman and ask him to support the Federal Doppelganger Assistant Act).

If you do, in fact, have an evil twin, there are steps that must be taken as soon as possible to prevent any future problems. If you don't have an evil twin, the rest of this article won't really apply to you, and you might want to stop reading, and take up a hobby. Bird watching is always nice. And I've heard you can make some good money in the trade and sale of rare LPs. There's a whole world out there for you, and you now know without a shadow

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