At a school, a teacher stands at the front of the class asking them to participate in using the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
With the class excited and believing they know their knowledge of this word, they all, without hesitation, raise their hands.
The teacher calls upon Mary. "My parents took me to the San Diego Zoo, and everything was so fascinating". The teacher says "That's nice to hear your story Mary, but you did not use the word 'Fascinate'".
Next, the teacher calls upon Sarah, "This past Christmas, my grandparents bought me a new outfit for my chorus recital, i was very fascinated".
The teacher listens to her story and states "I'm glad to hear of your new outfit Sarah, however, you didnt use the word 'Fascinate'".

So then the teacher believes she is getting nowehere with the class, and with only one hand left raised, she hesitates. She doesn't want to call upon johnny because of his bad behavior and vulgar comments, but with no choice, she decides to.
"Johnny, go ahead and use 'Fascinate' in a sentence"
Johnny says "Well, for my sister's birthday i bought her this nice green sweater with ten buttons"

The teacher says "Johnny you forgot to -"
Johnny cuts the teacher off "But her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight"

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