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Rules of Engagement for Legos

1) Legos must be kept in a box, crate or some kind of square or rectangular container.

2) Legos CANNOT be sorted according to color (they may be sorted according to size)

3) When one person is playing with Legos they may be kept in the above-mentioned container, however if more than one person is playing they MUST be dumped out and dispersed in the most foolish way possible.

4) If playing with your Legos in the presence of animals at least one Lego must be lost to the animal's bowels.

5) If playing with your Legos in a house with floor vents, at least five Legos must be sacrificed to the Floor Vent Gods.

6) Once you have assembled a Lego's model for the first time you are NEVER allowed to find all of the pieces to reassemble it a second time (this would severely anger the Lego Idols and bring devastation to all Toys R Us stores)

7) Last but not least, when putting your Legos away you must always leave at least two behind for Mom, Dad or siblings to step on.

Thank you for your time and please remember if nothing gets lost and no one gets hurt you are not following the proper rules of engagement

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