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A report out of Australia recently has some very disturbing results. In it, there lies a claim that 70% of men and 50% of women are now classed as obese. Put another way, that's 60% of ALL people are obese a clear majority.
It has reached such proportions that specially constructed toilet seats are now being imported into Australia to cope with the increase girth of the average (it appears) behind. Humorously named the Big John', these bigger and stronger seats (from America, the fat' capital of the world) are designed to carry the extra weight, unlike their poor predecessors, which couldn't handle the increasingly weighty load.

There has been mention from some that the strength of the actual toilet bowl must be reconsidered as to its ability to stand the additional weight also.
If it failed at a crucial moment there's a mess I'd be unwilling to clean up!

It's just occurred to me Ive probably alienated half my audience (60% if we consider the Australians and the recent report). Let's hope their ability to understand is as big as their expanding person.

It raises a wider issue; that is these expanding behinds (entire frames actually) no longer fit into what has for decades been the accepted typical size of a given person a time when kids walked to school and climbed trees for fun.(And fell out of said trees without subsequently suing someone).
Aircraft seats are another example of trying to fit a square peg into a round hole', as it were. Not so much square' as enormous.
In fact, public transport in general faces this problem. Trains, buses even the entry styles to some stadia are too small for the truly obese.

The cost to economies, specifically the health systems of such, has reached billions globally (cause unsurprisingly it's not just an Australian issue) and has now surpassed the long-lived number one strain on the system namely that most disgusting of habits smoking. This alleged fact only applies (at this point in time at least) to the US.
Have we become such a not my fault' society that we won't even take responsibility for our own health? Instead choosing to blame the producers of the foods we shove en masse down our throats while we use our remote control to change channel as we rapidly balloon in size.

Just another symptom of the ailing state of the human condition as it cowers under the relentless onslaught of self-improvement and manipulated evolution.

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