by Brenda Coffman

Created on: December 22, 2011   Last Updated: December 23, 2011

Four-eyes! Pimple face!
Moo Cow, Mooooo!
She grew up in a cruel town,
There was nothing she could do.

Dirty shirt, no dad hurt,
Worthless ugly girl!
Your momma so fat
She done ate up all the world!

Still she grew up,
Straightened up.
Look at her now!
No one mooing like a cow.

You are sexy!
You are curvy!
It took years to say it
Although it's true

Good morning my darling self.
I will always love you!

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