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the Americans will be in secret.

20. This will weaken the Middle East as well as America (slightly), finish off Middle Eastern countries and occupy that land.

21. Go to war against Asian countries such as China; convince the world that the evil Middle Eastern leaders have fled to a safe haven in communist China. Begin to destroy all communism in Asia and occupy all of the lands.

22. Use said news media to begin an uprising in America; convince Americans to leave their country and flee to my beautiful empire, or convince them to not vote, not work, not pay taxes, and most importantly not to join the military. (Use slanderous lies and propaganda).

23. Corrupt a select few members of the White House, including: four secret service agents, the Chief of Staff, and the Speaker of the House.

24. Use two of said secret service agents to murder the president and vice president and wound the Speaker of the House only slightly.

25. The Speaker of the House will become president and will look as though he is a true president, and it will look as though I am his ally.

26. While the White House is in turmoil, use Chinese Navy from partially taken over China to attack Hawaii, and corrupt Japan into helping, telling them they need revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

27. Tell said former Speaker of the House, now President, to strike quickly and invade Japan and the rest of China.

28. My troops will invade China from the West, America from the right. When they meet, my troops will attack them unexpectedly; destroying a good portion of American troops.

29. Convince the world that America started this conflict by attacking us (particularly Europe).

29. Take over all of Asia.

30. Said President will attack with full force since he has been betrayed, so deploy defenses on and off the coast of China and Japan.

31. Do not attack with those defenses, but rather wait a huge majority of the American Navy and Army are on the West of its coast, and the deploy my true Navy and Army from Africa.

32. Go quickly to the East coast of the United States and begin attacking and invading.

33. Use the other two corrupted secret service agents to go on a killing rampage in the White House, starting with the president and going down the line of rank and importance.

34. While the White House is in turmoil, continue to attack American troops and ships, and convince American people that the American government provoked this war and they should not support it in any way; that it is time for a new government.

35. America will quickly run out of money and will end. Take over America and use media to convince Americans that the new government is great. Rebuild the American Army and Navy and combine it with my own.

36. Corrupt German government entirely, secretly taking command of it by turning its leader into a puppet.

37. Collapse onto Europe from the West and East using my vast military strength and supply said Germany with supplies and money to fight outward towards my incoming troops.

38. After we have taken over Europe in this manner, collapse onto Germany.

39. The only thing that will be left will be South America and Central America. Convince them that they will lose by surrounding them with my entire fleet of ships and Army. They will give in like the French.

40. Live happily ever after with ridiculously more power than I know what to do with, nor even care. Rename places like Kentucky to Troytucky, or Denmark to Dentroy.

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