Last night as I went to bed.
A very large creature blew on my head.
"My hair is on fire," I said with despair.
And thickening

There's a dragon under my bed

"Help!" said Fred
"There's a dragon under my bed."
"Don't be silly". Said Mum
"It's just dust

If I'd have a lizard face
A long pointy tail
If I spit fire
And had wings,
would you call me a dragon?
Or would you just laugh?

The Ballad of The Cockerel, The Dragon and The Worm.

(For all who think telling others what to do is a good idea)

In times

A dragon's very useful when it comes to making toast
Or helping out with barbeques or anything to roast,
And if he is the