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Created on: November 04, 2011
Rhyme is fine for a time
but cake-bake-fake
does not a poem make
So don't be so vague about it
the next time you have to say
a thing
Do
not
over
use
line breaks
Nevermore shall you utilize
magnanimous lexemes
or abhorrent exaggeration
Use only metaphor-monsters
(so polite with the light on)
Then, these rules
once expertly mastered
are yours to
break.
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